SO.


I was in Costco the other day and ya know how you get free samples of food?


I was waiting to get a piece of fudge and when it was my turn the woman asked me where my mother was?

I was like how old do eat this, I'm 17.

O_= She thought I was like 12 or something....



What the hell guys do I really look that young?

-xoxo
Rochelle Irony

I like how social I'm becoming.

Yeah.


o_o;

Why do people take things so seriously? It's weird. I'm so carefree and relaxed I don't think a human should be like this. I don't have a care in the world. I am perfect. I am going to sit here. Wait for the bell to ring. Eat lunch. Call Jaime. Go to my 5th period. Ask my teacher awkward questions that he will give bullshit answers to. The bell will ring. I will see my Jaime. I will show affection toward him that no one else sees. Then I'm gonna go shopping with Nawy maybe. I'm going to go home. I will bake for these assholes that don't know I exist and cookies for the people I love...(I AM NOT FUCKING SHARING WITH MY SIXTH PERIOD AGAIN.NO.I DON'T LIKE MOST OF THOSE CUNTS.AND SO HELP ME WHOEVER IS OUT THERE IF THE YETI GETS ONE I WILL MAKE HER THE NEXT BLACK FUCKING DAHLIA.) Shower. I will watch Criminal Minds and (maybe) eat dinner. Go to sleep. Wake up. Go to school. Develop a picture or two. Go to my Spanish class. Feed those cunts. Go to lunch. Not eat because I'll be full. Go to Perno's class. Learn something. Go home. Shower. Watch more Criminal Minds and throw up because all the food from the Party plus dinner will cause it. Go to sleep. You see? My life needs variety. I love my life. But I need more. Not the same shit day after day. -xoxo Rochelle Irony

I just realized why I hate YOU so much.

Never speak to me again.


-xoxo
Rochelle Irony

Don't mind me.

I'm just passing through.


I don't really exist now do I?

I look good today.


I'm gonna go to a nice restaurant tonight and
BURN
A
BIG
BLACK
HOLE
IN MY PARENT'S WALLET.
>:3

:/ Because they didn't get me anything...



;-;
What's a really nice restaurant in Miami???


I want to go to either:
Nobu
Christy's
or
or
or

>_< THOSE OTHER REALLY NICE ONES.



-xoxo
Rochelle Irony

Today is my birthday.


Oh well.

Yes.
e.e

MY FAMILY WANTS ME TO MARRY A NICE RESPECTABLE MAN WITH SHORT FUCKING HAIR AND A JOB.

AND I HAVE TO HAVE A CHILD!

Because daddy always wanted a son.



Too bad~

-xoxo
Rochelle Irony

So I'm here listening to some Sparta and I feel detached from everything. But I feel happy.


I have a B in my A.P Psych class<3

Maybe now I'll get something for my birthday..



I feel so warm in this world.
Maybe, just maybe, I'll go for a swim today instead of sleeping.

-xoxo
Rochelle Irony

My birthday is in 6 days. I'm gonna be 17. But I still feel like I'm 12. :/ All I want for my birthday is to see you more than 5 minutes and not have the fear of being hit for it. >_________________> AND A CTHULHU PLUSH SO I CAN CUDDLE IT AT NIGHT WOULD BE FUCKING NICE TOO. ...and so it begins. -xoxo Rochelle Irony